I just thought of something really funny. I have a girlfriend. It still seems unreal to me. After several visits to Bum fuck Andalusia to see Allison, things are just falling into place. For Christ's sake, she's the first girl I've ever kissed. It was great. She is great. I met her Mother yesterday. Her mother was kinda mad because Allison wasn't supposed to be allowed to meet anyone off of the internet. She was all like, "You don't know who the people are on the internet. For all I know, you could be an axe murderer." How old are you? Where do you work? Do you go to school? The woman even asked to see my Driver's License! I felt like I was being interrogated. So anyway, I think she was satisfied that I wasn't an axe murderer... though being the smart ass I am, I couldn't help but tell her, "No, I'm not an axe murderer... the axe is not my weapon of choice." But anyway, Allison showed me their horses. They have three, maybe four horses and they're really beautiful animals. I wouldn't have much use for them... but they are definitely beautiful. They also have some cows and a big docile dog and of course cute little kittens like the ones we have (but ours are more precious.) They really have a nice place, albeit out in the middle of nowhere... down a dirt road. Her house is unreal... on the outside, it looks pretty bad... old, dried out, not quite rotting, gray boards on part of it and on other parts of it has equally old, uhm... i guess you would call it particle board, but it's not really, it's made up of larger chunks of wood. Anyway, you get the idea, the outside looks bad. BUT, then you go inside. Inside the place is awesome... unbelievably high ceilings, nice hardwood floors. Huge bedrooms. Allison tells me they've been remodeling for years. Well, lemme tell ya, they did a great job. Her bedroom makes my room look like a walk in closet. The place was a little messy, but I'm used to that so it wasn't a big deal. If you've been keeping up, you won't be surprised that I'm not going to say I love her. I care about her. She means everything to me. Love is just such a strong word, and if used improperly, it can hurt.... and the last thing I want to do is be careless and hurt her. The only problem I foresee is the distance. It is going to kill me to drive up there so often. And then there's the fact that she's only 16 and girls that age can change their minds on a moment's notice, and go out with someone else. I don't know how I'm gonna deal with that. I don't want to loose her, but with my luck I know I will... and I'll probably deserve it. I don't have to think about that right now though... all I can do is enjoy the time I have with her. One thing is for sure. She'll be in my memories forever... if for nothing more than being the first girl I ever kissed.... and the first girl that ever thought I was cute. If Susan were a candle, Allison would be a star. Wow... that was so cheesy, I think I'M gonna puke. Anyway, more updates to come.